Squeaky - May he Rest in Peace

Yesterday Holden announced to my husband and I on the car ride home, that "Squeaky died." We of course inquired as to who this Squeaky was. We were promptly informed that, "Squeaky was our guinnea pig. But it's okay. We got a new one. It's a baby. We have to WHISPER." We were happy to learn that he was not traumatized in the slightest and he was very happy to have the new baby in place of Squeaky. My husband and I seriously cannot stop laughing. We are awfully morbid people.